Sunday, November 29, 2009

Eviction Notice

Dear Lilian Marie Penner,

While I have enjoyed giving you a place to live for the past 37 weeks and have worked very hard to make it comfortable for you, I have also been working on a wonderful place for you to live outside of me. I know that you are running out of room in there and think you will find it much more spacious out here. There are many people out here that are looking forward to holding you and they can't do that if you stay in Mommy's belly. You have 3 weeks to vacate your current living situation.

Sincerely,

Your ever increasingly uncomfortable mom.

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